Reality Show Earth
Welcome to Reality Show Earth, broadcast to the greater universe from God Productions. This show is produced and transmitted from the MilkyWayGalaxy/OrionSpur/Earth/ featuring the species HomoSapiens and takes place circa 4.6 billion ABB (after big bang). Hosts ET Yuno and Yabutt provide running commentary on events as they occur.
Alien language conversion provided by Google Translation
Note to Associates working on this project with me:
Please be aware that this page is a only a rough draft and the cartoons are only very rough concepts. They will definitely evolve and become more presentable before they are released. Some will not even be released.
Your critical comments are welcome and even encouraged. I realize my biases may lean more towards conservative ideology, but my goal is to present the best arguments for both sides as concisely as possible.
With this in mind, I also encourage any valid and legitimate counterpoints to Ya-butt and Yunos comments because I want to be fair and balanced. In this way, we will be able to create viral commentary and more eyeballs on Facebook and other forums.
I want the readers to draw their own conclusions based on facts.
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Every Time Terrorists Attack
Governments Take Away Freedoms
How Does The Cycle End?
When 911 happened, the United States signed into law the Patriot Act, which allowed the government to archive every U.S. citizen's "metadata" which includes every phone call, e-mail, web search, text message, our GPS location - basically all of our communication.
Now we can't even board a plane without getting frisked. How is our government supposed to protect us otherwise? Where is the balance? Ben Franklin once said "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
It appears that every time a terrorist attacks, the government is justified in limiting our privacy and freedoms. This is a never ending cycle. When, where and how does it end?
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Who is really responsible for the vast number of black deaths?
"Hands up don't shoot!" - The black lives matter movement began when the black community protested the death of 18 year old Michael Brown whose friend claimed he was shot by a white cop while his hands were in the air.
After a thorough investigation of the Ferguson P.D. and the Obama Department of Justice, it was determined that Michael Brown (who had just committed robbery and assault on a liquor store) attacked white officer Darren Wilson who shot 6'9, 300 pound Brown in self defense.
The common phrase "Hands up don't shoot!" continues to this day at protests even though the narrative has been proven to be not true.
The irony is that only a fraction of a percentage of deaths to black people are caused by police. The vast majority of black deaths are from institutions like planned parenthood, founded by Margaret Sanger an avowed racist; and America's inner cities overwhelmingly as the result of liberal policies of the Democratic party (i.e., Baltimore, Detroit, New Orleans, Camden etc.)
Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Sanger
http://www.blackgenocide.org/archived_articles/sanger.html
http://www.blackgenocide.org/planned.html
Abortion is Racist, For Every 1,000 Black Babies Born in New York City, 1,223 are Aborted
ET Yuno - Hillary is going to win the Democratic nomination for sure.
ET Yabutt - Chances are she will be indicted for several felonies by the FBI for top level security breaches, obstruction of justice, racketeering and bribery over the Clinton Foundation while Secretary of State.
ET Chuk-al - That means she may lose some independents over this.
ET 1 - God - long time no see. How are you?
God : Good to see you guys. It gets lonely at the top; decisions, decisions, decisions. It's been a long time since I've been able to nudge someone and say, "Hey you guys, watch this," I think I'm overdue...
ET 1 - God, I think it's about time you made a cameo appearance down there- things are getting prettttty crazy.
ET Yuno: America is causing Global warming, don't you think they should fix it.
ET Yabutt : It costs 16 trillion dollars, the U.S. is about the only country to pay for it, and the only one that is agreeing to cut back on emissions. It seems to me the poorest people will not be able to afford gas or heat.
Source - World conference on climate change: http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/climate-change/cop21-hitting-the-climate-change-targets-agreed-in-paris-will-cost-165trn-a6771816.html
Notes:
ET Data - throughout the series, from time to time, data will be asked for answers. Data will be seated at a monitor and keyboard and will from time to time provide information when asked. At some point, it will be revealed that his answers are really from a magic 8 ball https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_8-Ball .
All of data's answers will be one of the following from the magic 8 ball:
- It is certain
- It is decidedly so
- Without a doubt
- Yes, definitely
- You may rely on it
- As I see it, yes
- Most likely
- Outlook good
- Yes
- Signs point to yes
- Reply hazy try again
- Ask again later
- Better not tell you now
- Cannot predict now
- Concentrate and ask again
- Don't count on it
- My reply is no
- My sources say no
- Outlook not so good
- Very doubtful
From time to time - the inter galactic odds maker will have betting lines on certain events that will be shown like tickertape above the screen.
ET Juno -What are the odds makers saying that ISIS will have a world caliphate?
ET Yabutt- I'm betting that it depends on who America's next president is. Of course we could just ask God if we could peek at the script. Maybe he's keeping us in suspense he wants to use it as a cliff hanger to start the next season's series.
ET Chuk-al- I'm betting he's going to cancel the whole series altogether. He co-wrote some famous book down there that's supposed to predict it.
Yuno –Not to worry, President Obama says Isis is contained
Yabutt – Then why does his Army Chief of staff and the Secretary of Defense say they are spreading? Data?
Data: Outlook not so good
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ET 1 - God, I think it's about time you made a cameo appearance down there- things are getting prettttty crazy.